Funny teacher stories:
1. My kids fart ALL THE TIME. This is not a joke. I spend 4 minutes each class trying to shush every student after someone lets 'em rip. Try telling a classroom of kids not to laugh or make fun of the student when you are about to double over hysterically laughing.
2. Lunch duty..
Me: We have 3 minutes left to finish our lunch boys and girls.
Billy: OH NO. (He proceeds to actually put his face in his food, with hands behind his back, and take one giant gulp of as much food as possible.) Again, it's really difficult to discipline a child when you can't stop laughing. BILLY! (turn around to laugh). ABSOLUTELY NOT - consequence. (continue laughing with my head turned).
3. Actually happened:
2nd grade student goes to the bathroom. Comes back 10 minutes later.
Student: Can I go to the bathroom, please?
Teacher: Absolutely not, you were just in there.
S: But it's an emergency.
T: You have already missed 10 minutes of learning time.
S: But Mr. Jones didn't let me finish! It's an emergency.. it's number 2!! THEY ARE GOING TO FALL OUT! THEY ARE GOING TO FALL OUT.
God.. I love children.
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