My training group devoured 6 pitchers and a round of "woo woo" shots tonight before closing ceremonies. Somehow, this all screams terrible idea. And we decided to purchase the "woo woo" shots in honor of the "whistles go woo woo" youtube video. If you haven't seen it, here you go: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HAPky6F3ByU
Target cashier..
A friend needed some support tonight as she purchased a pregnancy test.. I decided to help her out. I also promised no names but she really wanted a shout out in the blog.
We explicitly chose a female cashier, assuming she would not judge.
As she scans it, she looks at my friend and says "congrats!"
Friend freaks out.. "this is not the occasion for a congrats.."
Cashier: Girl.. you should have just gone to a free clinic.. what were you thinking? Haven't you ever heard of abstinence? Anyway.. you should go grab some rubbers for the next time you have a little party..
Friend: .. Don't you worry.. protection was involved.
Cashier: Well.. how late are you?
Friend: Only like 2 months. And I've taken two tests already and they were both negative.
Cashier: Has this happened to you before?
Friend: No.
Cashier: Damn girl. You preggers.
.. this seemed like the appropriate moment to leave the store in total disbelief and hysterically laughing.. (for the record, third time was still negative.. We here in Atlanta have many things to celebrate. A little one on our way.. is not one of them!)
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